Meet the fan club of the city's hippest carpet salesman, Guy Clark, at his monthly Jamboricnic. Harassed by a hologram? Face your fears! What it takes to register your religion with the Religious Board, and peep in to a stolen conversation about panthercide! Plus, all the music you can handle on this week's TES!

Ray Wister broadcasts from a secret room in the studio

TES: Broadcasting live from the Hampton Park Jamboricnic discuss Guy Clark, The Timothy Minors, and Cobra Nosecolde Goldtoothe

Jamboricnic

Taco Xulu

Morning Spa: Harold Kellog and J.P. Spline muse on the Jamboricnic

Guy Clark Fan Club

A Minor Race

City Services instructional video on how to properly register your religion for the yearly Bring Your Religion to Work Day

Guy by the Window

Judge Leroy

People of the Cobra

A caller rents a lifelike puppet from the janitor store to handle a troublesome hologram